The Sibia and the Reporter by Mia

W=White-Eared Sibia

R=Reporter

R: Hello, there!
W: *Looks over* Hi, didn’t see ya there.
R: What are you doing on this lovely day?
W: the usual, eating spiders.
R: WHAT!! EWWW!
W: Well what else would you want me to do, Die?
R: What no! I would never want a bird like you to die! You’re so pretty.
W: *Blushes* Thank you. Oh! Um I’m sorry I should introduced myself. I am the White Eared Sibia also known as the Heterophasia auricularis I live in Taiwan.
R: Where in Taiwan?
W: Wait, What are you and why are you asking me so many questions?
R: You see I’m a reporter-
W: OHH! I see.
R: Now where in Taiwan?
W: *Rolls eyes* Ugh! I live in some evergreen forests & mixed broadleaf coniferous forests, OK!
R: May I ask, What did you eat while you were a hatchling?
W: (is getting annoyed) Well I usually ate insects off trees and berries that would fall into my nest.
R: Eww, insects!
W: No! Insects are actually full of nutrients.
R: I never knew that before.
W: Well now you know.
R: What do you do to reproduce?
W: Not much is known about how we reproduce.
R: Really?
W: Really, we just bring eggs to canopies and let them hatch. They usually eat bugs crawling from trees, like I did.
R: ( Use Sarcastic Voice) Wow, some parents you are.
W: *gets triggered* HEY!
R: Sorry. Just one more question?
W: You just said you last question.
R: No that’s not what I meant.
W: UGH!!!! FINE!!
R:What do you eat now? That your all grown up.
W: ( speaks very fast and angry) I eat a variety of foods such as, insects taken from flowers, and also nectar, acorns, berries, fruit and seeds. OK!?8888
R: Cool that’s a lot of food.
W: You’ve been here for a while asking me questions. I need to get back to my dinner.
R: What’s that?
W: The spider on your back.
R: Wait!! WHAT!! GET IT OFF!!! *runs away screaming*
W: Heh, there was no spider.

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