Narwhal Interview by William

Interviewer: Hello! Welcome to my show viewers and today i'm here on a boat an an artic to-
Narwhal: HEY, YOU! YES, YOU!
Interviewer: What?
Narwhal: You step away from my iceberg or else…
Interviewer: What?
Narwhal: Lets just say this here horn was made for stabbing.
Interviewer: What a minute, your a Narwhal. I saw a funny video about you! Aren't you like, the unicorn of the sea?
Narwhal, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A UNICORN!
Interviewer: What's so offensive?
Narwhal: I'm sick of being mistaken for them. But I do look dashing if I do say so myself
Interviewer: Oh, sorry… Narwhal
Narwhal: THAT'S MISTER NARWHAL TO YOU
Interviewer: Alright, if your not a unicorn, do you mind if i ask you a few questions?
Narwhal: Ok.Q: You kind of look like a whale, are you a type of whale?
A: I guess you could say that, i'm basically a whale with a unicorn horn and dark gray spots on my back.
Q: I know that this is a personal question but… how much do you weigh?
A: That is indeed very personal
Interviewer: Come on, at least give me a hint
Narwhal: alright alright, I way one and a half tons
Interviewer: Whoa!
Narwhal: HEY, SHUT UP!
Interviewer: well, don't you think you should go on a diet? Which leads us to our next question
Q: What is your diet
A: At least it's not as personal
Q: So you gonna tell me now?
A: Alright Alright, I eat what most other narwhals eat, Tuna, Shrimp, Squid, And other Arctic Cuisine
Q: How about predators
A: Well, i'd be revealing to you my weakness but, alright! Polar bears, Walruses, Poachers by the way i've got a list of them for you to arrest. And icebergs, come to think of it, i don't care if you destroy that iceberg.
Q: Reminds me, all animals have a scientific name, what's yours?
A: Alright, its, uh, oh yeah, Monodon Monoceros witch sound NOTHING like Narwhal.
Interviewer: Yeah, your right. Anyway, I've only seen Adult Narwhals, What do the little ones look like.
A: Well, lets just say that there smaller versions of us with a small horn, if not none, and there brown.
And Folks! I've saved the best question for last!
Q: What is your horn for
A: A magician never reveals his secret.
Q:Comon, Please tell me, I insist
A: FINE, i'll tell you what people think its for… they say its so I can pierce my prey and battle suiters to protect my mate.
Narwhal: Btw Remember how I said you can destroy the iceberg because they trap narwhals?
Interviewer: Yeah
Narwhal: Do it.

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