Ghost Glass Frog Interview by Melody

R: How high up is this? I knew I should have brought a map of this mountain.
Walking . . . Ghost glass frog jumps in front of his face.
G: 3660 feet above sea level.
R: AHHHHH! You’re a freaky thing.
G: Don’t judge I was born this way. My eyes are as perfectly fine as a black webbed pattern. I personally think that the round circle of yours is freaky.
R: My eyes are normal (backing away slowly). . . I was talking about the fact that you are lime green and that I can see your heart pumping.
G: It’s just my heart. You have one right?
R: Ofcourse I do you just can’t see it . . . Wait, are you a Sachatamia ilex of this mountain?
G: (getting a little mad)Yeah what’s wrong with that?
R: (Fall to knees begging) Can I please ask you a few questions?
G: No! I still have my little frogglings tadpoles to get to.
R: Please, your Inch long majesty? I’ll even add your little froggling tadpoles to my article.
G: Fine, but hurry up!
R: (Getting back up murmuring) Thank you. (Clear your throat) Ummm. How did you start your life?
G: That’s a stupid question. We obviously fall from a leave into a stream and if we miss we use our strong tails to flip us in. Isn’t that what you do?
R: We don’t fall into a stream from a leaf we . . . we’re getting of track. What do you eat?
G: That is also an awful question. We eat insects and spiders, come on! That is what you eat right?
R: Your going to make me throw up. We humans eat normal food li . . . STOP GETTING US OFF TRACK! (Clear your throat and take deep breath) Anyways where do you grow up?
G: (Sigh)In the soft and relaxing mud filled will slippery boulders. Isn’t that where you live?
R: We live in hou . . . shut it! YOU’RE GETTING US OFF TRACK AGAIN.
G: OH well I better be going anyways.
R: (Start begging rapidly) DOOONNN’TTTTTTT GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Sobbing)I have one more question.
G: (whispear)I hate you. Fine.
R: (squeak)What type of fertilization do you use?
G: You are disgusting obviously asexually. That has to be how you do it right.
R: No we . . . STOP GETTING US OF TRACK!!

G: Well then bye. I still have to get back to my offsprings.
R: NOOOOOO ONEEE MOOOREEE! (sob)

Interview