A What, surprised?
Q Yeah, what kind of frog are you?
A I’m an Indian Bullfrog, and we’re the biggest frog in india.
Q Cool! how big can you get?m
A My brother got to 17 centimeters. He’s the biggest Indian Bullfrog ever. I only got to 15.5cm.
Q Wow. What are the blue things around your neck for?
A They’re air sacs. They are for attracting a woman. When I inflate them, they fall all over me. Or at least they should, but they don’t. I’m not very lucky.
Q Oh sad. What do you normally eat?
A Oh, you know the usual. On Mondays, I like a good mouse, I normally eat a small bird on tuesday, and on the rest of the days, I like a snake with another frog for dessert.
Q That’s your usual?
A Yup.
Q Grose, I normally have pancakes for breakfast, a hamburger for lunch, and a good slab of steak for dinner and some ice cream for dessert. Anyways, where do you live?
A I live in this pond, but my siblings live in lakes, ponds, and rivers all over India.
Q If you were born here, were you just immediately a baby frog?
A Sort of. I started as an egg,then I was a tadpole, after that I was a tadpole with 2 legs, then 4 legs. I was a froglet after that, then I was an adult frog.
Q Is a froglet a baby frog?
A Not really. It’s a small frog with a tail, but not a baby. Bullfrogs don’t really have baby frogs.
Q Weird. What did you eat when you were a tadpole?
A I mostly ate algae, sometimes micro plants or decomposed animals.
Q (groans)Decomposed what!
A Well anyways, I gotta go now. See ya!
Q Bye!(muttering to self) Decomposed animals. Grose!
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