Blue channel catfish interview by Ben.H

(interviewer calmly riding in a boat across the cash la pouder river) (loud thud)
Interviewer:(in panic) “scream!” I think I hit something it could be a lake monster! Or or or.
Catfish: (angrily) A catfish also watch it you ran straight into me all I was doing was helping the newborns.
Interviewer: Oh sorry I was making my way across the lake do you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself first what's type of catfish are you
Catfish: (annoyed) Fine but make it quick I don't have all day I am a amazing blue channel catfish or if you're scientific or something a Ictalurus furcatus.
Interviewer:(suspiciously) Wait a minute I thought fish had scales but you don’t have any.
Catfish: Did you go to school? us catfish are the only fish that don't have scales you can touch me everywhere and you won't feel a scale at all.
Interviewer: (touching the cat fish) Ow! That hurt why did that sting me.
Catfish (laughing) I can't believe you fell for that you don't know catfish spines sting you, by the way wash your hands they taste terrible.
Interviewer:(puzzled) But I didn’t touch you anywhere around the mouth.
Catfish: You don't know anything do you that's why I have smooth skin so i can taste all over my body.
Interviewer: (creeped out) You are weird.
Catfish: Go to school it is call an add-ap-ta-tion it helps me survive it’s not weird.
Interviewer: Wow you must taste a lot of thing because you are big.
Catfish: Not as big as my siblings you should see them they’re nearly 2 feet long are weigh about 6 pounds.
Interviewer: I’ve always wondered why are you called a catfish.
Catfish: Isn't it obvious because of our whiskers.
Catfish:(talking under breath) When I thought you actually knew something for once.
Interviewer: You know I can hear you right.

Catfish:(embarrassed) Oh.
Catfish: (splashing down into the water)
Interviewer: What do you eat it looked like you just grabbed something out of the water.
Catfish: Just my mid afternoon snail I might have a few insects for dinner with a side of some plants.
Catfish: Oh ya speaking of food I forgot I need to help the newborn catfish get some food for dinner. chow! (plunges down under the water)

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