Where Is My Money by Rayshawn

Where!!!!!!!!! Is!!!!!!!!!My!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  An accurate story by Rayshawn

I was eating my favorite breakfast, bread with chocolate syrup on top, when I heard a very familiar voice screaming,” WHERE THE @@#!!#$!@$%#!#&* IS IT!!!!!!!!!!”

Hurrying upstairs, I saw my sister just throwing things around, mainly dolls, clothes and rocks. I went downstairs and taped a bunch of pillows together to make a makeshift shield so that she couldn’t hurt me, and with the shield in front of me, I approached the beast herself.

She began throwing things just at me because she thought she was dreaming and I was a walking cow (she has weird dreams). In the most calming voice I can make, I say,” rayna, what’s going on???!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!??!

She said almost inaudibly, ”Da ’hic’ toof ‘hic’ fairy  ‘hic’ didn’t ‘hic’ give ‘hic’ my ‘hic’ money!!!!!!!!!”

Then she burst into tears and continued throwing stuff, although this time, she specifically used rocks to throw around. I was not surprised that this big of a fuss was made for her getting no money from her tooth.  Her hissy fits can get really ugly.

Literally, one time she wanted a face paint of a pink fairy (or like 2 billion of them) on her cheek, but the person running the face painting place ran out of pink, so they used black and white. When she saw it, she went straight home to wash it off, but it wouldn’t come off, she she just got a bottle of soap, and poured it all over her face. 99.99999999999999999999% of it got into her eyes, so she started screaming and running around the house to get the bubbles out of the eyes. She photobombed a picture of me getting an A+ on a geography test, so when my parents showed me the picture, I saw something that looked like a cross between a nude grim reaper and a bubble monster with long hair.

Wo don’t ask how she is that loud. I said,” Rayna, quiet down, I can tell you why the tooth fairy didn’t give you any money.”

I continued talking,” number one, the tooth fairy is our dad, and he’s in Texas.” “WRONG!

The tooth fairy is a fairy, not the hairy 🐵 that is my father! ”My sister yelled.  

I then said, ”number 2, the tooth fairy can’t open the case.”

Than she screeched,” WRONG, the tooth fairy is as strong as the hulk!”

Then flexed her completely nonexistent muscles and started making funky poses. I then told her,” number 3, your teeth are really ugly. Also, what’s with the funky poses?”

Then she than she muttered, ”you know, he’s right. I should make it look better.” Then ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

About an hour later, she came out beaming and holding something like a ball of hardened glitter glue on it. “Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She screamed, then she said then put it under her pillow and fell asleep.

I went to bed, and took a quick nap, then woke up. Few hours later, I was woken up by a very familiar voice yelling,”WHY IS THERE NO MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I rushed downstairs and asked what was going one and my reply was, ”THE TOOTH FELL BEHIND THE BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”