Monday, April 9, 2018

Essay by William

4/2/2021 (Students are required to stay in 5th grade for 3 years. This law was created during the late school year of 2018. But, there's… TIME TRAVEL!)

Mrs. Hale, I highly recommend that you choose the Mayan civilization. And it's not just so we don't get our hearts ripped out but for some other reasons to such as sporting events and cool architecture, let me explain.

First of all, we all value our lives here, am I right or am I right? Just think about it. The Aztecs? NO NO and NO! They would either slit our throats when they saw us, or worse. They could beat us all to death with there clubs or they would have our hearts torn from our chests on those horrible bloody altars.About the sacrifices, If I were an Aztec God, I would want them to STOP. KILLING. PEOPLE. But with the Mayans, you would have to lose in Pok-ta-Pok.

Secondly, they have sports! You don't see the Aztecs or incas playing sports.Maybe the best they can come up with is kicking or throwing a rock.But the sport Pok-ta-Pok is an actual sport. With spectator areas and more! And after the game is over, set back, relax, eat some tortillas as you watch the losers get sacrificed. (I just realize that this world would have a lot more successful people if we sacrifice the losers.)

The buildings are interesting. and the sacrificial temples bring a whole new meaning to “Painting the town red” but the temples look so COOL. And unlike the Incas and Aztecs, they can actually talk and they have really cool hieroglyphs. So that proves that there not dumb.

(This is a bonus one) FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

They have really cool stuff like tortillas which could lead to chips and i'd bet they have salsa and guacamole to go with it. Id bet the also have burritos!(Maybe Not?) The only advantage i see about the incas is llama.

It's probably a very cool environment there with tropical birds and other creatures living of the yucatan peninsula

Although the reason I don't think that this would be so great would be there's probably a lot of snakes there and I don't like snakes its a long story.

We would have the cure to all of the diseases and we could go back in time to various places and give them cures and antidotes and technically, if we spent a couple of years going back in time we could save the world from stuff like the black plague.But anyway, I don't think that the Mayans Carried any diseases that we can't cure so getting ill is not a problem.

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