My really stupid sister By Rayshawn
Sisters are annoying. Especially little sisters. I have a feeling that those of you with a sister will agree with that. If you disagree with me, you have either have serious problems, or a twisted idea on what it means. But to get the idea straight let’s have some stupid stories to give proof.
“What are we eating today, daddy?” I asked.
It was late at night and at about 11:00, we had to eat dinner and sleep. ”Dumplings,” he replied.”It's the only thing we have to eat, than we can go shopping tomorrow.”
“Whah!!!!”
We both jumped and saw that my sister had burst into tears. “WHY DO WE HAVE TO EAT DUMPLINGS! WHY! WHY CAN’T WE JUST EAT STEAK OR FAST FOOD OR PIZZA OR SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!” she ranted.
She basically did everything that you might think of a classic rage projection. She beat her fists on the glass table, pulled her 5000 foot long hair out, so now her hair was short and she planned to give it to Zach for Lock of Love.I was shocked at her attitude. ”Rayna, be quiet or we won’t feed you at all!”
“WHAAAAAH! Now tears were running down so fast, that you could probably take a bath in it. We ate dinner, which now had weird brown things inside of them that smelled oddly like feces and bathrooms. Than Rayna stole Dad’s phone. She then said the a bad word. Dad went rigid with anger and stared at her with an angry look on his face. “Rayna, what did you just say?” In a threatening tone.”
”Why I said the F-word of course. Why, you got a problem with that?”
Even he couldn’t keep it in. He burst out yelling at her about where she learned that word, why she said it, et cetera et cetera. She was very tight-lipped and refused to say anything. Dad got so angry that he grabbed a baseball bat. You probably know what is next.
Another time something like that happened was the time that Rayna hacked me. I had just gotten home when, and thus the story begins.”Thank you for the ride, guy I don’t know!”
You’re welcome!” he replied.
Don’t ask me why I was going home with a guy I don’t even know. Anyway when I got home, my plan was just to play a game called Roblox. For those of you who don’t know, Roblox is a game where their is practically hundreds of versions of almost everything imaginable. I was just planning to mess around with it, but when I opened Roblox and signed in, I got a nasty shock. Everything about it was female. My character looked like a regular girl with blond hair, while my regular character had and egg head with glasses and a mustache. The games that I favorited now were fashion famous, adopt a baby and kill it. Even the stuff that I had, like a unicorn pet, when I usually used things like swords. But some of the games looked like the games that my sister plays when I let her use my Macbook air. Than with a shock, I realized that the culprit changed my username to, Raynathepro12345. With a jolt as if I was climbing up the Twin Silo slide, which by the way is really electric, I realized that it had to be my mischievously stupid sister, Rayna. I ran upstairs and found her playing on her tablet. She had glitched something and now had infinite robux, and thus had infinite money on the game she was playing. “Rayna, what did you do?”
She burst into tears. “I did it,” she sobbed, “but I ain't telling you how!” The end.
Did you enjoy that? If you did you owe me 500,000,000,000 dollars.
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